Webtech Advise

One night I found myself trapped in cyberspace i was stuck in the middle of The Net, i tried running down messenger links but kept getting slapped back into the home of web design by an obscure smiley. The cyberspace was a dark place with flashing icons appearing every now and then a messenger sign would pop up letting people know that someone was on the net then i would have to run away again from more smileys chasing me. The net was beginning to become a scary place. Every time i thought i had found my way out of cyberspace i would be thrown back to a place that had a huge sign saying web design it was like i was trapped and the net was my captor.

No matter how many times I ran and ran when i saw a messenger pop up which in this world was a little man dressed like a postman weird i know but he scared the life out of me, there were signs everywhere saying this way to this messenger and this way to this web design but not once did i find a sign saying this way to the exit, i thought i was going to be trapped in cyberspace for ever. I started to panic there had to be a way out i had to find it maybe i was looking in the wrong place maybe Messenger wasnt the way out, the net had to have more escape routes, i tried to think of a web design that i knew would have a virus maybe i could hitch a ride with a virus and get out of here.

I saw a sign for web design that looked like something i would avoid on my own computer i crept towards it not wanting to alert the horrid little messenger man, I was there I had arrived now all I had to do was wait for someone to click on that site, and then it happened i found myself in a tunnel being thrown around and around spiralling out of Cyberspace onto someones computer then the thought suddenly hit me what if i would be trapped there, all of a sudden i hit the floor with a thud, i had fallen out of bed, the whole thing had been nothing but an obscure nightmare, a nightmare i hoped not to have ever again.